From: "Patriot Games" 

"Paul Duca"  wrote in message
news:C22B2338.EBF9%p.duca{at}comcast.net...
> in article 4udNh.2899$un.224{at}trnddc03, Patriot Games at
> Crazy_Bastard{at}Yahoo.com wrote on 3/24/07 1:46 PM:
>> "Paul Duca"  wrote in message
>> news:C22A00D3.E8D0%p.duca{at}comcast.net...
>>> in article xdXMh.1400$xE.632{at}trnddc08, Patriot Games at
>>> Crazy_Bastard{at}Yahoo.com wrote on 3/23/07 5:00 PM:
>>>> "Ray Fischer"  wrote in message
>>>> news:46041662$0$14073$742ec2ed{at}news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Patriot Games  wrote:
>>>>>> "Dionisio"
 wrote in message
>>>>>> news:46033151$0$19386$4c368faf{at}roadrunner.com...
>>>>>>> Patriot Games wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Paul Duca"
 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> What happens should your wlfe want to
end the heritage?
>>>>>>>> That's called divorce.
>>>>>>> Or aggravated homicide...
>>>>>> I'm reminded of the woman who caught her husband
cheating and ran his
>>>>>> cheating ass over with her SUV!
>>>>> How long were you in the hospital and what happened to
your homosexual
>>>>> lover?
>>>> I was in the hospital a couple of years ago for a routine physical
>>>> which
>>>> included having a camera run up my ass to look for polyps and I
>>>> couldn't
>>>> help but think how bad it must be to be you and actually
want someone's
>>>> cock
>>>> in your ass every day....
>>> Then why did you BOTHER to have anything done about the polyps, if
>>> you are so fearful of anything up your ass?
>> You don't get that choice.
>> Its like this.  The doctor says, "PG, you're getting old, you're almost
>> 50,
>> time for me and my Ass Battalion to go up there and see what's
going on."
>> Eventually I caved.  Mainly because my wife insisted.....
>> THEN, once you're on the table, eighteen-fucking-feet of snake-camera run
>> up
>> your ass, everyfuckingthing on big screen TV, THEN they say, "Hey, that
>> might be a polyp, let's maneuver the Ass Ranger Camera over there and
>> have a
>> look.  Oh!  Its a polyp, let's get it!"
>> And you don't have shit-all to say about it.  You watch it on big screen
>> TV,
>> they go over and hit with their ass-phaser, poof of smoke in your own
>> ass,
>> and that's it.
>> And the worst part is that now that they found a couple of polyps, which
>> is
>> very normal, I have to go back every few years for MORE.
>> Its a racket.  That's all it is.
>        No, you could have refused...then when the polyps became inoperable
> colon cancer, say "God MEANT me to die this way".

With my education, experience and success in life it would be literally
impossible for me to be stupid like that....

When they come for you with the AssCam remember I warned ya.

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