Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but prior to her acceptance,
Juanita had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.

She informed Mark that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the
maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was ok because he loved
her soooo much. However, Mark felt this was also the time for him to
open up and admit that he also had a deformity too.

Mark looked Juanita in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My
penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that
once we are married."

She said "Yes I would marry you and learn to live with your infant size
 penis."

Juanita and Mark got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.
Mark  whisked Juanita off to their hotel suite and they started
touching, teasing,  holding one another... As Juanita put her hands in
Mark's pants she began to  scream and run out of the room.   Mark ran
after her to find out what was wrong.

She stated to Mark, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"



Mark said, "Yes, it is... 8 lbs., 7 oz., 19 inches long!!"





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This has been another one the Itty Bitty Titty Committee won't like,
with:

Turin


I have such sites to show you...
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http://members.fortunecity.com/turinturambar/
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/Men_First/
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"He who changeth, altereth, misconstrueth, argueth with, deleteth, or
maketh a lie about these words or causeth them to not be known shall
burn in hell forever and ever...."

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