Attention Maurice Kinal,

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Linux mikey 4.17.12 #1 SMP Fri Aug 3 23:32:36 UTC 2018 x86_64 Intel(R) Atom(TM) 
CPU C2758 @ 2.40GHz GenuineIntel GNU/Linux
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 MK> It still has that new kernel smell.

That does not compute.

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    If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.
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