Date: Mon, 24 Feb 1997 08:07:40 GMT



"With Friends Like These"
Words by Isaac Bonewits, (c) 1997 c.e.
Music: "Love and Marriage"
(Best performed with a little soft shoe)

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Jehovah and Satan, Jehovah and Satan,
Those archetypes of fear and guilt and hatin';
You know, my sisters and bro~thers,
You can't have one without the -- o~~ther!

Nasty old Yahweh, in His heyday,
Said good and evil were both under his sway;
And that loser Sa~tan,
Was the D.A. working for the -- Ma~~n!

Good God, Bad God, Good Cop, Bad Cop,
The formula for keeping liars on top;
This dualist disa~ster,
All goes back to Zoroa~~ster!

Satanic preachers, fill their bleachers,
With such pathetic neurotic creatures;
Beneath their high-tech scam~min',
The leaders worship good old -- Mam~~mon!

T.O.S.-ers, C.O.S.-ers,
The Internet is full of these B.S.-ers;
Their arguments are cal~low,
'Cause way down deep inside they're -- shal~~low!

Snarlin' and sneerin', so endearin',
They think they're scary but all we're fearin',
Is that they need more ba~ths,
These followers of Left Hand -- Pa~~ths!

Should Neopagans, accept these Fagins,
The Satanists and other Christo-Pagans?
They offer what we la~ck:
A poisoned knife, a poisoned knife,
A poisoned kni~fe in the -- ba~~ck!


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*Box 1021, Nyack, NY 10960.  Sorry, but*
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*fundamentalist Christians is simply ignored.  "I speak for myself!" *
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