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Hello Weezlmom{at}worldnet.Att.Net.
03 Mar 04 13:49, you wrote to All:
W> Finish these with originality. No clichés!
Shouldn't that be "clich‚'s"?
W> The best laid plans of mice and men...........
... end up in Disneyland.
W> A fool and his money..............................
... buy Micro$oft.
W> We have nothing to fear but.....................
... the *marmosets*!
W> Pride goeth before..........
... four convictions for ImClone insider trading.
W> Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man...........
... unaware of the value of Viagra.
W> Birds of a feather..............
... make good stuffing for pillows.
W> Don't put all your eggs................
... through the baggage check.
W> April showers bring................
... miserable, wet, depressed people.
W> A penny saved is..............
... no way to get rich.
W> All work and no play make Jack..............
... a type "A" personality. And ulcerous.
W> Any friend of yours is..............
... someone to avoid.
W> Every dog has it's................
... conniption when it's time to go outside.
W> A place for everything, and everything in......................
... excess.
W> I scream, you scream, we all scream for.................
... having seen Janet's booby.
W> Give me liberty or give me........................
... Kraft Dinner.
W> What part of ______________ don't you understand???
your anatomy
W> _________________________ hath charms to soothe the savage beast
Xena the Warrior Princess
W> What's good for the goose, is good for.................
... the pinch.
W> A spoonful of_______________makes the_____________go down......
heroin crack ho's
W> Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of.........
... pomegranites.
W> Cool as an.....................
... Elvis impersonator.
W> It was so hot you could have....................
... froze to death, suzannah don't you cry .
W> She was so mad........................
... about bagels, she married one.
W> Who's afraid of the big, bad.............
... bloomers?
W> Beware of wolves in..................
... spandex.
W> Sly as a...........................
... Family Stone.
W> As fat as a......................
... pot bellied pig.
W> As soft as......................
... an anvil.
W> You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him................
... pee in a litter box.
W> He looked like the cat that ate....................
... Miami.
W> He smelled like.........
... Wet-Pants Willy, the bottle picker.
W> As sweet as.............
... a two-year old throwing a tantrum.
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