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to: Weezlmom{at}worldnet.Att.Net
from: Mad Moose Mike
date: 2004-03-05 23:01:14
subject: Antler Stretching Exercises

Hello Weezlmom{at}worldnet.Att.Net.

03 Mar 04 13:49, you wrote to All:

 W> Finish these with originality.  No clichés!

Shouldn't that be "clich‚'s"?

 W> The best laid plans of mice and men...........

                                      ... end up in Disneyland.

 W> A fool and his money..............................

                       ... buy Micro$oft.

 W> We have nothing to fear but.....................

                              ... the *marmosets*!

 W> Pride goeth before..........

                   ... four convictions for ImClone insider trading.

 W> Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man...........

                                        ... unaware of the value of Viagra.

 W> Birds of a feather..............

                     ... make good stuffing for pillows.

 W> Don't put all your eggs................

                          ... through the baggage check.

 W> April showers bring................

                      ... miserable, wet, depressed people.

 W> A penny saved is..............

                   ... no way to get rich.

 W> All work and no play make Jack..............

                                 ... a type "A" personality. And ulcerous.

 W> Any friend of yours is..............

                         ... someone to avoid.

 W> Every dog has it's................

                     ... conniption when it's time to go outside.

 W> A place for everything, and everything in......................

                                            ... excess.

 W> I scream, you scream, we all scream for.................

                                         ... having seen Janet's booby.

 W> Give me liberty or give me........................

                             ... Kraft Dinner.

 W> What part of ______________ don't you understand???

                  your anatomy

 W> _________________________ hath charms to soothe the savage beast

    Xena the Warrior Princess

 W> What's good for the goose, is good for.................

                                         ... the pinch.

 W> A spoonful of_______________makes the_____________go down......

                     heroin                crack ho's

 W> Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of.........

                                                        ... pomegranites.

 W> Cool as an.....................

            ... Elvis impersonator.


 W> It was so hot you could have....................

                           ...  froze to death, suzannah don't you cry .

 W> She was so mad........................

                 ... about bagels, she married one.

 W> Who's afraid of the big, bad.............

                               ... bloomers?

 W> Beware of wolves in..................

                      ... spandex.

 W> Sly as a...........................

           ... Family Stone.

 W> As fat as a......................

              ... pot bellied pig.

 W> As soft as......................

             ... an anvil.

 W> You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him................

                                                    ... pee in a litter box.

 W> He looked like the cat that ate....................

                                  ... Miami.

 W> He smelled like.........

                  ... Wet-Pants Willy, the bottle picker.

 W> As sweet as.............

              ... a two-year old throwing a tantrum.


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