FORUM:   PhilaFireDep                         HOST: MCBBS
DATE:    Apr-29-97 8:45am                     MSG:  22
FROM:    JOSEPH VERICA
TO:      ALL
SUBJECT: Hard to Swallow
                    YO!,
                       I was looking at Emergency Physicians Monthly
for May of 1997 when I came upon this article.
                      HARD TO SWALLOW
                                  By Randall P. DeFelice MD.
                                     Spokane, Washington
A attractive couple in dinner attire came into the Emergency Room,
both holding extremely bloody towels. The male was clutching his towel
over his groin, and the female had hers wrapped like a turban around her
head. Both were very uncomfortable.
They were reluctant to talk about what had happened. Physical exam of
the man  revealed several deep lacerations of the penis. The womans
Physical exam showed multiple puncture wounds to the scalp that were
oozing blood. After some coaxing, they told their story.
They had been enjoying a candlelight dinner together and after several
glasses of fine wine , were feeling very romantic. For a special desert
treat , she slipped under the table, undid his trousers, freed his
penis and took it into her mouth. Suddenly, in the midst of the act, she
had a full blown grand mal seizure. Her jaw clamped down hard and her
head shook back and forth like a dog with a rag. In a frenzy of pain and
terror, the man grabbed his dinner fork and began stabbing her head with
it until the seizure had stopped and her jaw muscles relaxed.
                   DEATH
PS. From now on I'm asking all the ladies if they have a seizure
    history.
 * Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day # 6
 * Silver Xpress V4.4
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