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to: Weezlmom{at}worldnet.Att.Net
from: Mike Miller
date: 2004-03-06 03:46:50
subject: Antler Stretching Exercises

Hello Weezlmom.

03 Mar 04 13:49, you wrote to all:

 W> From: weezlmom{at}worldnet.att.net (Weezlmom)
 W> Newsgroups: alt.moose.rights

 W> Finish these with originality.  No clichés!



 W> The best laid plans of mice and men...........

 Generally aren't very readable by either.

 W> A fool and his money..............................

 Are soon at a party.

 W> We have nothing to fear but.....................

 a fool at a party.

 W> Pride goeth before..........

 Prison

 W> Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man...........

 Miss all the good shows on TV.

 W> Birds of a feather..............

 Don't fly very well.

 W> Don't put all your eggs................

 In the front seat of the car, when the cops pull you over they might see them.

 W> April showers bring................

 Men with cameras, and X Rated websites.

 W> A penny saved is..............

 Quite worthless.

 W> All work and no play make Jack..............

 Very lonely.

 W> Any friend of yours is..............

 probably neurotic.

 W> Every dog has it's................

 owner enslaved for at least 10 years.

 W> A place for everything, and everything in......................

 The closet.

 W> I scream, you scream, we all scream for.................

 Calimine lotion

 W> Give me liberty or give me........................

 A job.

 W> What part of ______________ don't you understand???

 "There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq"

 W> _____________________ hath charms to soothe the savage beast

 Jack Daniels

 W> What's good for the goose, is good for.................

 .. baking at 375 degrees until golden brown.


 W> A spoonful of_______________makes the_____________go down......

                  Cyanide                 ex-wife

... for good.


 W> Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of.........

 Macintosh Owners.

 W> Cool as a.....................

 Wisconsin Winter.

 W> It was so hot you could have....................

 Fried the neighbor's cat on the sidewalk.

 W> She was so mad........................

 ..Well, let's just say she was mad .. there's really no way to describe it.

 W> Who's afraid of the big, bad.............

 WMD

 W> Beware of wolves in..................

 your underwear drawer.

 W> Sly as a...........................

 Hidden WMD.

 W> As fat as a......................

 ex-wife

 W> As soft as......................

 an Alaskan Malamute

 W> You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him................

 Play Hockey when it's frozen.

 W> He looked like the cat that ate....................

 the dog.

 W> He smelled like.........

 Raw sewage.

 W> As sweet as.............

 a boatload of sugar.

Mike

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