G'morning Heather, 

 HL> The one that really got me laughing hard was owned by a Mr Cock.
 HL> He ran a polishing service, and his van had "Cock
Polishing" written
 HL> on its side.

I remember being hit with attentional deficiency (New PC talk for 
not watching where one is going) in Victoria Road in Remuera when 
I noticed on the back of the van I was about to overtake a notice 
saying "CAUTION - BLIND DRIVER".

Turned out to be a Venluree van...

Much hooting..

:-))
                
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