From: Dave Bird 
Newsgroups: alt.moose.rights
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@NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 6 Mar 2004 02:05:49 +0000 (UTC)
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In article,
Weezlmom writes:
>If a platypus and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, 
>how long will it take a moose with a wooden antler to kick all of the 
>seeds out of a Bavarian dill pickle? 

 That's the first time I've met a variant form of that riddle.
The original was:

"If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight,
 how much sawdust must a dead duck eat
 to lay a six foot plank."                Answer: A Great.. Deal


-- 
    _o)(o_    one fine day in the middle of the night (o_  ; 
  -./\\//\.-  two dead men got up to fight            //\.-  |/~\|
   _\_UU_/_   back to back they faced each other      U_/_   | _/ o:____
 
""""""""""""drew
their swords & shot each
other!""""""""""""(_/\_/xemu


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