HL>> Takapuna has our Records section, but
 HL>> we have their Bomb Squad. Sod all else sharing.
 MM> That's because we exported all our anarchists and terrorists
 MM> to the West...  (thought the Army & Navy dealt to ticking
 MM> briefcases, anyway)


That reminds me we've had a few suspicious looking briefcases
around Henderson station.
Bomb Squad was called to investigate this suspicious looking
briefcase that was sitting in the corridor.
Bomb Squad came and got all kitted out... bomb suits, padded gear,
robot and all.
They edged towards the briefcase and started to listen to it... nothing.
Then gently opened the first catch... nothing.
Second catch... nothing.
Gently opened briefcase and found it full of .... traffic tickets books and
rule manual that one cop had left there as he rushed out of the door.
That cop got his leg pulled by everyone in the station.
A year later and another suspicious briefcase was found in the rear
alcove...
Same procedure... same result, different cop. ;-))))

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