From: docmill 
Newsgroups: alt.moose.rights
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I'm gonna have to talk to them boys on the Red Green Show and yu, know, see 
if stuff intertwines.  
So if you get some nuggets on your doorstep, remember, "The Moose Nugget 
Fairy was very good to you," or the wife left the damn dog food out again.


stephen.moosehart{at}f127.n249.z1.fidonet.org (Stephen Moosehart) wrote in
news:qcOdnY66b8VcLf3dRVn-gw{at}io.com: >                                          
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>                RULES FOR THE MOOSECHAT ECHO             | MOOSECHA |
>             "MooseNet" International Chat Echo          | 19-01-97 |
>                                                         | REV.1.01 |
>                                                         +----------+
> M O O S E N E T : Antlers pointing across the Globe!
> 
> 
> Here are the rules for the MooseChat echo. Failure to observe any of
> these will result in three warnings, the first will be a note in
> public to the offending party stating their offense and again
> informing them of their responsibilities. The second warning will be
> sent to both the sysop of the system from which the message originated
> via MooseMail and to the offending party in public mail. The third
> warning will be in public and will result in the banning of the
> offender from the echo along with having a non-functioning HST modem
> being stapled to their knees.
> 
> 1. NO FLAMES.
> 
> Flames result from the mixture of a volatile substance with too much
> oxygen; in the case of BBSes, this means some hothead is spewing and
> sucking too much wind. Flames are personal attacks upon someone. If
> you feel the need to insult someone, take it to MooseMail. Flames
> damage moose as well, and these gentle creatures are very sensitive to
> being barbecued. If you think you're going to insult someone, ask
> yourself, "Would a Moose do this?".
> 
> 2. NO COMMERCIAL ADS.
> 
> There are established echoes in which one can flog their latest
> left-handed spiral widget. This is not one of them.  The three warning
> method will again be in place. Mooses live without left-handed spiral
> widgets just fine. We suggest you do the same.
> 
> 3. NO PRIVATE MOOSING IN THE ECHO.
> 
> If you feel the need for a private chat, do it by phone or MooseMail.
> Many boards do not like private echo messages, and the purpose of
> these echoes is to have public discussions.
> 
> 4. NO BBS ADS.
> 
> There is an established echo for these things. If you are a MooseNet
> board and feel the need to toot your own horn, do so in BBSAD249,
> BBS_ADS, or other suitable echoes.  If they don't like the word
> MooseNet, well, don't put it in your ad.  They're probably worried
> that MooseNet will take over anyway. :)
> 
> 5. STAY ON TRACK WITH MESSAGE CONTENT.
> 
> This is the MooseChat echo, not Prog249 or Wanda192. Its purpose is to
> disseminate knowledge about mooses, to discuss attributes of mooses we
> have known and admired, and to enter messages which are a bit more
> offbeat than one finds in other echoes.
> 
> Sexist or racist language, swearing, and anything else offensive is
> not appreciated here and is grounds for your expulsion if you carry
> it on after your second warning. Finally, if these messages seem
> "silly" to you, well, just don't read them. That way we all stay
> happy.
> 
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> -- 
> 
> If you want to contribute private feedback, your humble MooseChat
> moderator maintains the following addresses:
> 
> FidoNet Netmail:    Stephen Hart  1:249/127
> 
> Internet Email:     hart{at}io.nospam.com
> 
> P.S.    ...Folks reading this in the alt.moose.rights newsgroup will
> realize that, aside from the UseNetFidoNet gateway not passing
> messages that are either "spam" or contain overly
"adult" themes, the
> MooseChat rules do not really affect them.  On the other hoof, the
> former "Mooserator" who wrote them had a way with words.  So, they're
> being gated to alt.moose.rights because of the allegedly humorous
> wording.
> 
> YitWotM,             ...S.
>     
> 



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