G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>>>>> And they like to put fur into your food, just to give
 HL>>>>> your meals a bit more fibre.
 MM>>>> And then tip anti-hairball biscuits into your cereal...
 HL>>>> They're only doing that to make sure you don't hack a
 HL>>>> hairball onto their floor.
 MM>>> I accept that - but why do they drag the family off to the
 MM>>> vets every six months ?  What use are a set of internal
 MM>>> temperature readings, anyway ?
 HL>>> And they never warm that thermometer. :-#
 MM>> The package always carries a little note saying "Each one
 MM>> personally tested"...pity the Quality Control people....
 HL>> And then they give you a worm tablet that's big enough to
 HL>> choke a horse.
 MM> Yeah - so how does a worm that big do you any good ?
 HL> And they make us clear our own litter box.

Plus clean up after their kills....

:-)
 
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