Gronk!

In a msg of , The Three Mooseketeers wrote to All:

 Sm>   While strolling through the swamp one day...  
 Sm>   We chanced to hear stephen.moosehart{at}f127.n249.z1.fidonet.org (Stephen
 Sm> Moosehart) say...  

 >> Rubber chickens at three paces.

 Sm> Never forget the mighty chicken cannon, and the great variety of other
 Sm> substances in which may be placed!

Right, that's a good one that has also sorts of possible combinations
of distance and missiles.  In fact, the chicken cannon is so mighty
that thinking of it made me remember an important point.  In these
days of litigation, we must not forget the legally obligatory safety
warnings!

      ...For example, when I suggested "power staplers at 60 paces",
I should have mentioned that safety goggles should be worn for that
particular contest, eh?

So like, I'm guessing that alternative antler bashing using the mighty
chicken cannon would also need safety equipment?


Yours in te Way of the Moose,          ...Steve

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I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth.

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