G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>>>> And they like to put fur into your food, just to give your
 HL>>>> meals a bit more fibre.
 MM>>> And then tip anti-hairball biscuits into your cereal...
 HL>>> They're only doing that to make sure you don't hack a
 HL>>> hairball onto their floor.
 MM>> I accept that - but why do they drag the family off to the
 MM>> vets every six months ?  What use are a set of internal
 MM>> temperature readings, anyway ?
 HL>> And they never warm that thermometer. :-#
 MM> The package always carries a little note saying "Each one
 MM> personally tested"...pity the Quality Control people....
 HL> And then they give you a worm tablet that's big enough to choke
 HL> a horse.

Yeah - so how does a worm that big do you any good ?

:-(
 
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