HL>> The only thing plastic about me is my tact.
 HL>> And as soon as I go home, that's thrown out the window.
 HL>> ;-))))
 MM> Throw it over here - I could use some ersatz tacts...

Try  Inland Revenue. Plenty of income tacts.

 MM>>   ERROR 1066 - Stupid user terminated with arrow in eye.
 MM>>   Please press any key...
 HL>> 
 HL>> I can't find the 'Any' key...
 MM> Its just between the `Help' key and the `Send' key...

Ummmm... mine is a new internet multimedia keyboard. It has got a
"Help" key...

Still no "Send" key... unless the key that says "Email" is it.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Cats are professional entertainers.

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