From: Ceri 
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  War

  Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat 
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They 
would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and 
whichever side's dog won would be en-titled to dominate the world.

   Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs 
in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They 
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and 
removed his siblings, which gave him the meanest dog the world had ever 
seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could 
get near it.

  When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a 
stange-looking animal ! It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt 
sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly 
last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened 
up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards 
Osama's dog.

  Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the 
American Dachshund--but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund 
opened it's mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was 
nothing left of his dog at all.

  Osama came to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't 
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working 
for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the 
world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

  "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic 
surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."




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