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From: Carlos Griffin 
To: Multiple recipients of list POLIO 
Date:         Sat, 11 May 1996 12:27:26 -0600
Subject:      Why me, God?
 
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Date:         Wed, 29 Nov 1995 23:43:31 -0500
From:         Sandra Cuadra 
Subject:      Re: Why me, God?
To:           Multiple recipients of list POLIO 
 
For all  my fellow PPS'ers who have doctors like mine, I
>have paraphrased Omega's wonderful post on Shit Happens:
>
Doctor of Physical Medicine:  PPS happens.
Primary doctor says: ``I have been told that PPS happens, but I personally
don't know if this is true''.
Nuerologist under age 45: If pps happens, it isn't really pps.
Nuerologist over age 45: This pps has happened before.
Insurance claims agent: If pps happens, it happens to someone else.
Persons with pwd hangups: If pps happens, you deserved it.
Insurance company that lost the law suit: Why does pps always happen to us?
Chiropractor:  pps happens, so flow with it.
Physio therapist: ``If pps has to happen, let it happen properly.''
Psychologist: If pps happens, it isn't really happening to anyone.
Support Group: This pps happening is you.
Your clergy man: If pps happens, praise the Lord for it!
Your boss: Why does pps always happen just before closing the deal?
Your clergy man if you are a moslem:  pps happening is Allah's Will.
All family members in denial: pps happening is absurd!
You in denial: I don't believe this shit.
My mother (may she rest in peace):  pps doesn't just happen --- you got
polio from swimming in tainted water.
PPS Researchers: Your tax-deductible donation could make this pps stop
happening.
Universal Health Census Takers :  Hey, there's more pps over here!
Dysfunctional Parents: pps didn't happen, and if it did I didn't know 
nything
>  about it.
Newt: pps happens, and it'll cost you!
 
Sandi
 
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