G'morning Heather, 

 HL> Gently opened briefcase and found it full of .... traffic tickets books
 HL> and rule manual that one cop had left there as he rushed out of the
 HL> door. That cop got his leg pulled by everyone in the station.
 HL> A year later and another suspicious briefcase was found in the rear
 HL> alcove...
 HL> Same procedure... same result, different cop. ;-))))

A mate of mine in Rugby in '41ish spent 3 months cycling around 
the town with an incendiary bomb taped to his crossbar, pretending 
to be a bomber pilot whilst biking about. One day, he almost ran 
down a constable on point duty who noticed the appendage, cut it 
off with a large penknife and admonished the boy to avoid such 
nonsense - before going back to direct traffic....

How times and practices change ... now its the parcel one ignores 
that does the real damage...

:-))
 
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