idesofmarch wrote:
> 
> UPS has repeatedly ignored instructions to require a signature to ensure
> delivery to the right party, leaves stuff with neighbors anyways. My
> last order of nutritional oils had to be thrown away because the UPS
> driver left the stuff in the sun (on purpose I suspect, following my
> complaints to UPS).

No, it's because the international worldwide Big Pharma
conspiracy has identified you as an enemy.  Accelerating
the oxidation of your oils is how we are planning to
kill you.  Sorry about that, but business concerns come
first.  :-)
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