G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 MM>> the cat looked at us straight in the face and said, "Woof !"
 MM>> But he didnt say anything about karfing up dinner...
 HL>> 
 HL>> But was he house-trained as well?
 MM> Naw - his first attempt at building a cat door was
 MM> catastrophic...

 HL> Catastrophy? Did he earn that via my tagline or was it because
 HL> he found the most awkward spots to use as a makeshift litter
 HL> tray?

He used a grenade-launcher to breach our basement wall so he could 
get access to the back garden ...  my gardener was surprised.

 HL>  - Catastrophe:  An award for the feline with the cutest buttocks.

Sher'n Khan don't do cute.

:-)
 
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