G'morning Heather,

I tort you would like this little tale...

"An honest man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a 
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of 
him. He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even 
though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through 
the intersection.

The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in 
frustration as she misses her chance to get through the 
intersection with him.

As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and 
looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The 
officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her 
to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, 
photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens 
the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the 
arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects. He says, 
"I'm very sorry for this mistake.  You see, I pulled up behind 
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in 
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.  I noticed the 
'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' 
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, 
and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.  

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

-- 

Dont suppose your could lend me a very serious policeman ?
We had a car with all those badge crash our pedestrian crossing 
just like that, yesterday...

:-)

--- Maximus/2 3.01