From: "Rai" 
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Gidday Goodlooking

R>>   "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael
Jackson's plastic
R>> surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener
R>> dog." 

LE> That's a good one!! 

 Yep had me giggling for a while.... 

& while on the topic... 

Medieval Pickup Lines: 

*Hey, Princess, you wouldn`t happen to know where a lonely knight could 
scabbard his sword, would you? 

*Been there, slain that. 

*Your hovel or mine? 

*Pestilence makes the heart go wander. 

*I like the cut of your jib. 

*You won`t believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and 
told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!! 

*C`mon, sweetie...Didn`t your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the 
black plague away. 

*A day just wouldn`t be complete without a Knight. 

*Milady, it`s not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within. 

 


Rai
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Time does not heal untreated wounds!! 


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