From the computer of wdbonner{at}pacbell.net

     WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

     10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

     9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

     8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
        impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

     7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

     6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

     5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

     4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

     3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

     2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using
        it.

     AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

     1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......



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