* Originally By: Harsh Javeri
 * Originally To: All
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Jest. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything
absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every
10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in
one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
"Omigod!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jest
to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
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