From: Badger01@yabbs
To: NJDEVIL@yabbs
Subject: Yet Another Badger Mindgame
Date: Fri Jul 1 09:17:24 1994
If you guys think the last one was too tame, try this one:
During Christmas Dinner, when they wheel out whatever the feast is going
to be, and this works best if it is a meat of some kind, scream "My former
bretheren of Life! I will save YOU!" Throw the meat dish in question as
hard as you can at the Childrens table, screaming "BUTCHERS! SANTA IS A
MYTH! SANTA MURDERED THIS (Fill in animal species)! I HATE CHRISTMAS! FUCK
THE ELVES!" and collapse in a heap, sobbing uncontrollably.
Badger01
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