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From: The Three Mooseketeers 
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  While strolling through the swamp one day...  
  We chanced to hear weezlmom{at}worldnet.att.net (Weezlmom) say...  

Well we're not feeling particularly philimoosical this morning, so we're going 
to skip over the first two of your questions Weezlemom and answer the third.
Please forgive us.

>What is the cube root of all evil?

Humans apparently believe that money is the root of all evil, therefore it can 
be postulated that:
  money^2 = evil

Therefore the cube root of all evil should be equal to the cube root of
(money^2)  i.e.:
  (money^2)^1/3 = evil^1/3

The great philosopher Pink Floyd, once uttered the statement "Money, it's a
gas."  Expanding on this:
  (gas^2)^1/3 = evil ^1/3

(gas^2) has the potential to be a great amount of gas, especially in the wake
of a cabbage festival.  Therefore we must conclude that the cube root of evil
is in fact a great amount of flatulance, moderated by a desire upon the part of
the owner of the gas to hold it back for as long as possible.

-The Three Mooseketeers.

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