NOTE: This message was originally in conference "INTERNET - E-MAIL AREA"
      and was copied here by Tom Mckeever.
Greetings, "connie!!
While you were muttering to Tom Mckeever, , you spake thusly:
I> Tom, you said it better than I, I find it amusing at handicap parking 
tall
I> the looks, even a head shaking or one time a guy said to me "young lady, 
h
I> is for the handicapped, you should be ashamed", he hadn't seen the cane 
et
I> nor the brace, I had long pants on.  Oh ye that judge.  I wanted to 
cream,
I> want to swap legs???  What you said is better.  Yesterday, I had to
I> go to the Commissary. . . . . .

I guess since when I had Polio in '49 and "recovered" at double my
pre-polio weight (after 6 months in hospital + 5 months home therapy), i
became the class clown in Jr. High and onward.. I had only a limp and
Obesity, but was picked on unmercifully all the way through High School,
where i was the favorite target of the Football Team. I even went to
Guidance and requested to repeat my Senior year to get away from that
harasment and the resultant high absence rate/low grades.
(Side note: I lost 2 front teeth to a punch from Tom McNeeley who later
went Pro Ball and Pro Boxing, and who spawned the McNeeley who Boxed the
guy that just got out of prison a few months ago and LOST in 24 Seconds
of round 1!! - He now does a ridiculous degrading knock-out commercial,
that {for SOME reason}, I take a strange vicarious delight in! )
Anyhow, i runneth off at the mouth..  - the end result is I found
that directing humor at MYSELF all those years pre-empted being laughed
AT, and as such, developed a rather wry sense of humor. Although, at 57,
and after the Quad Bypass and arrival of PPS, it has become a bit
"wry'er" and even borders on the sarcastic, at times. I guess my
tolerance capabilites have declined.. ;-(
I> commissary, I can't get the skooter out by myself and Verne is still gone,
I> I took in a deep breath and convinced my self, I can do this.  I had a 
ist
I> and only got what I could get away with and spent about 15 minutes in 
here
I>  Well the base is funny sometimes, but I got in the line for express, I 
ad
I> one of those funny little blue baskets and I could not carry it another
I> minute., nor did I feel I could stand much longer, so I get up there and I
I> had (I am not kidding here) 3 items over the 12 limit------do you know 
hat
I> they wanted me to do??  The clerk had already wrung up the first 12 items 

I> then dead stopped and said, I can't do the rest, it is a rule.  I was so
I> shocked, and literally stood there, listening to this absurd lady clerk 
el
I> me that I had to get out of line and go back to another line that would 
ak
I> over 12 items!!!!  Well, I said get the manager because you couldn't move 

I> with a SHERMAN TANK, here I am in shorts obvious disability, with my cane 

I> trying to figure out where I can lean while they hassled with me over 
is.
"I> that I will want to go back, but on the other hand the spunk in me says 
h
"I> ahead and take 13 items up to the same register!!!:)
GO get'em TIGER!! 
Take care, 'n {{{HUGS}}}!!
Tom..
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