An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at
800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2
appears.
 
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and
greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight,
boring flight isn't it? Take care and have a look here!
 
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound
barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to
sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and
asks, "Well, how was that?"
 
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"
 
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly
stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus
pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"
 
The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs
and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight
to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an
appointment with a stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star
hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "

--- D'Bridge 3.99 SR33