From: Ceri 
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                THE LAD'S PRAYER

                   Our beer
             Which art in barrels
            Hallowed be thy drink
              Thy will be drunk
               I will be drunk
        At home as it is in the local
    Forgive us this day our daily spillage
  As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the poncey practice of wine tasting
         And deliver us from alco-pops
            For mine is the bitter
             The ale and the lager
               For ever and ever

                   Barmen.




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