From: "Rai" 
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Some are oldies but still );-)

How many witches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

Witches don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.
            (shouldn't that be druids?) 


How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? 

Depends what you want it changed into........ 


Ok..how many toads does it take to change a light bulb? 

Depends if you can remember which one used to be the electrician 


How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? 

six...one to change it and five to sit around complaining that light bulbs 
never used to blow before the Christians came... 


How many lesbian feminist Dianic witches does it take to change a lightbulb? 

One..and it's NOT FUNNY! 


Why does it take 5 women with PMT to change a light bulb? 

BECAUSE IT JUST F^(&œ*G DOES RIGHT? 


 	  	   	   	   	   	 

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