btbanzai@aol.com (BTBanzai) reveals:

 b> One of the songs was "How are things in Glocca Morra". Again,
 b> nothing unusual there. But I was tired, and began singing. It came
 b> out... So help me, I'm not kidding... "How are things in Guacamole".

I've been thinking of trying to write "Glock-Amore", about an Italian
guy who likes Austrian polymer-framed semiautomatic handguns... but it
really hasn't been coming to me, and I dunno the original very well, so
again, anybody who wants to run with it, you're welcome to it!
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