-> MY birds don't bite... 
Mine didn't either as a GENERAL rule, but I've never seen a parrot that
didn't on occasion.  (The occasion generally being a shock or a scare.)
-> MY birds don't poop in my pockets, either.  And if you let them
-> eat your cigarettes you won't have the birds too long, Elvis!
Well, Kathy, it aint like I exactly FED him ciggies.  but my YC
could be running around on your shoulder dancing and singing one minute,
steal a cigarette and have it half eaten, and poop on the rest of the
pack before you even noticed.  He KNEW he wasn't supposed to too, but
sometimes the temptation just became too much.  He also liked to waltz
over and have a nip off your ear when he thought you were ignoring him.
He HAD to be the center of attention at all times! SPOILT y'know.
-> totally cleaned away? And the REALLY weird bird people have more than
-> one bird, too!!! 
Oh, fer sure!  Y'aint lived until you have a couple three Amazons
screaming "Good Morning" at each other at the crack of dawn!  That "Good
Morning" shriek just sets the tone for the rest of the day......
 ^..^
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