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echo: parrots
to: ELVIS HARGROVE
from: KATHY JOHNSON
date: 1998-02-20 20:37:00
subject: birds

EH>There are some FINE people in this echo.  Parrot people are weird
EH>anyway!  You've gotta be to live day in and day out with a critter that
EH>can fly, wants to bite you, DOES bite you, and then wants a kiss!
MY birds don't bite... 
EH>They also scream in your ear, BITE your ear, eat your cigaretts and poop
EH>in your pocket!  What else could anyone want!
MY birds don't poop in my pockets, either.  And if you let them eat
your cigarettes you won't have the birds too long, Elvis!
But, yes, bird people ARE pretty weird. Who else would live with a
critter who can deafen you with one screech, throws it's food until the
surrounding walls are stucco'ed with chewed fruit & veggies, puts holes
in your good clothing when you're not paying attention, and leaves the
whole house covered in a fine layer of dust & feathers that can never be
totally cleaned away? And the REALLY weird bird people have more than
one bird, too!!! 
--Kathy
at Feathered Gems Aviary,
currently housing 17 adult birds and 2 babies...
what sort of weirdo does that make ME? 
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