Opening Day at Disney's Animal Kingdom -- or How I convinced myself to
get up at 4:30 a.m. and like it!
Upon advice of cast members, I managed to get myself on-property by
5:30, past the parking gate by 5:40, and in line by 5:50.  I anticipated
that Disney would be merciful, especially as the crowd was threatening
to outnumber the substantial security force present, and we were
admitted prompty at 6 a.m., a full hour befor the promised time.
I had visited AK a month earlier, during cast member preview days.
Because of circumstances and my host that day, I missed several things.
I caught most of them in the next hour.  All day, I never felt obliged
to wait more than 10 minutes in line, except for the stage shows which
require 30 minutes.
I heard that the parking lot was full and closed by 7 a.m., and that the
turnstyles were locked to non-resort guests by 9 a.m.  Perhaps 15% of
the parks capacity of 22,000 seem to have been media, with rows of
booths for radio stations, and several areas roped off and lit for TV
standups.
In addition to Disney's own survey crews, several media crews were
interviewing random guests, as well.  I had a pithy comment prepared
about Walt's desire to have live animals on Disneyland's "Jungle Cruise"
in 1955 having finaly come true, but probably because I was ready, I
wasn't invited to interview.
I took two trips each through "It's Tough To Be a Bug" and "Countdown to
Extinction".  Good shows both, although CTX seems to have a few bugs of
its own yet.  My jiggle limit lies somewhere between "Big Thunder" and
"Space Mountain", and I'd say this was closer to the latter, but still
okay by my standards.  (OTOH, I turned down an invitation to ride a
third time.  YMMV.)
"Kilamanjaro Safari" is going to vary in results according to the whim
of the animals.  Best advice:  go very early, and also late.  "Gorilla
Falls" should always have some animals on view, but since it's a walking
tour, interesting activity tends to clog the pathway and limit
interaction with the hosts and hostesses.
I saw all three stage shows, and rate both "Journey into the Jungle
Book" and "Festival of the Lion King" among the best of their sort
Disney has done.  The Jungle Book cast I saw today wasn't as impressive
as those I saw last month (without costumes), and I miss Kaa's big scene
which was cut for time, but with three or four casts, some are always
going to be better than others.  The Pocahontas show at "Grandmother
Willow's Grove" was a big step down.  It was fun to watch a few animals
run across the stage, but the writing was poor and rather pedantic.
While there has been a derisive thread on rec.arts.disney.parks lately
about "Plant Kingdom", I have to say I am most impressed by the
landscaping.  Without taking anything away from the substantial animal
exhibits, the grounds are simply stunning for a freshly opened park.
There are six times the number of plant species as animal, and they are
every bit as well presented.  I've heard that backstage tours will start
in June -- I'm waiting for the horticultural tours!
While there is no table-service restaurant in the park (Raiforest Cafe
is outside, and their service is distinctly non-disnical), there are
some substantial offerings among the counter service spots.  I skipped
Donald's Breakfastosaurus, but the buffet looked inviting when I peeked.
I lunched at the Flame Tree Barbecue on their combo platter: decent BBQ
to my taste, but I know that's often a matter of where you're from.
Tuskers has an ambitious menu that even includes prime rib; I supped
there on a "breadbowl" chicken salad whose onions and peppers outweighed
the chicken, and the bread, while substantial, was in no way used as a
bowl.  The Safari Amber beer was quite potable as well.
I spent the whole day at the park -- 14 hours in all.  Will this be a
full day's entertainment for you and your family?  Well, it depends. If
you go expecting "rides" you're likely to be done in two hours.  If you
consider stage shows as well, make it four.  However, if you are willing
to slow yourself to match the pace of this most relaxed of the parks and
take the time to meet the animals on their own terms; if you are as
enthralled as I by the wonderful carvings not just on the Tree of Life,
but on every building, lamppost, and sign; if you are the sort to notice
and appreciate a conversation with a cast member from a foreign country
or the way they made the concrete pathways look like muddy dirt paths
with leaves and sticks in them; then you can indeed blow an entire day
here.
I don't know if the Animal Kingdom is going to become my favorite of the
four major parks, but it's already got the Studios beat and Epcot would
be next on my list if it weren't for the variety and quality of dining
options there.  I plan to go back often, and expect to enjoy this very
different sort of park each time I do.
If you have any questions about AK, please let me know.  An extra excuse
to go visit and find out is always welcome.
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 (_)  Bruce (Disney Park Pioneer) Metcalf
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