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You know something? I was wondering some of these same things.
John? Any answers? ;)
Happy Hugs!!
Brook
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* After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of
the water?
* What are Preparation A thru Preparation G?
* What is 1-Up? 2-Up . . . thru 6-Up?
* Is there a Dr. Salt?
* Are there Seeing Eye humans for blind dogs?
*If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
*If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called
a yellow?
*Why does your nose run & your feet smell?
*If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will
he complain?
*In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
*Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment,
but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
*How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges in it?
*Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
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