From: "Geo" 

Number  10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number   9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

Number   8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number   7- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach
a person to use the Internet and they won't bother  you for weeks.

Number   6- Some people are like a Slinky  ... not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you  shove them down the stairs.

Number   5- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number   4- All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays
no attention to criticism.

Number   3- Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a
substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?

Number   2- In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to  make it normal.

NUMBER 1:  We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in  America   but we  haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of
illegal immigrants and terrorists  are located.  Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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