ah  wrote in
news:4963f7b4$0$33708$892e0abb{at}auth.newsreader.octanews.com: 

> Bob Officer wrote:
>> On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 23:15:48 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Cujo
>> DeSockpuppet  wrote:
>> 
>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com"  wrote in
>>>news:4963e3bd$0$19854$7836cce5{at}newsrazor.net: 
>>>
>>>> The most secret of all weapons is now in orbit according to NASA
>>>> and the US Government. Russia has perfected some type of ant-matter
>>>> ray and is now deployed in orbit somewhere over the Atlantic. It
>>>> can strike any city in the eastern half of the US and half of
>>>> Europe. This spectacular weapon emits a beam that expands to about
>>>> 450 feet diameter or about 137 meters when it hits the target at
>>>> ground level. According to Malcolm Jaswerski of NASA, he believes
>>>> this weapon can literally vaporize all matter within the diameter
>>>> of the beam. Russia now hold the ace in the hole according to
>>>> Malcolm. With a flip of the switch they can vaporize a city block
>>>> in a matter of a couple of seconds. Once the beams emitter is
>>>> charged it can unleash a bolt of anti-matter in a second or two.
>>>
>>>Can they try it out on Iowa first?
>> 
>> Nebraska?
> 
> No.

How about downtown Omaha? Like anyone will miss ConAgra or UP...

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