On Wed, 7 Jan 2009 00:52:57 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, Cujo DeSockpuppet  got double
secret probation for writing:

>ah  wrote in
>news:4963f7b4$0$33708$892e0abb{at}auth.newsreader.octanews.com: 
>
>> Bob Officer wrote:
>>> On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 23:15:48 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Cujo
>>> DeSockpuppet  wrote:
>>> 
>>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com"
 wrote in
>>>>news:4963e3bd$0$19854$7836cce5{at}newsrazor.net: 
>>>>
>>>>> The most secret of all weapons is now in orbit according to NASA
>>>>> and the US Government. Russia has perfected some type
of ant-matter
>>>>> ray and is now deployed in orbit somewhere over the Atlantic. It
>>>>> can strike any city in the eastern half of the US and half of
>>>>> Europe. This spectacular weapon emits a beam that
expands to about
>>>>> 450 feet diameter or about 137 meters when it hits the target at
>>>>> ground level. According to Malcolm Jaswerski of NASA,
he believes
>>>>> this weapon can literally vaporize all matter within
the diameter
>>>>> of the beam. Russia now hold the ace in the hole according to
>>>>> Malcolm. With a flip of the switch they can vaporize a
city block
>>>>> in a matter of a couple of seconds. Once the beams emitter is
>>>>> charged it can unleash a bolt of anti-matter in a second or two.
>>>>
>>>>Can they try it out on Iowa first?
>>> 
>>> Nebraska?
>> 
>> No.
>
>How about downtown Omaha? Like anyone will miss ConAgra or UP...

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