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to: alt.alien.visitors,alt.current-even
from: ah
date: 2009-01-06 20:25:20
subject: Re: Soviet Anti-Matter Ray Now In Orbit

Aratzio wrote:
> On Wed, 7 Jan 2009 00:52:57 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, Cujo DeSockpuppet  got double
> secret probation for writing:
> 
>>ah  wrote in
>>news:4963f7b4$0$33708$892e0abb{at}auth.newsreader.octanews.com: 
>>
>>> Bob Officer wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 23:15:48 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Cujo
>>>> DeSockpuppet  wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com"
 wrote in
>>>>>news:4963e3bd$0$19854$7836cce5{at}newsrazor.net: 
>>>>>
>>>>>> The most secret of all weapons is now in orbit
according to NASA
>>>>>> and the US Government. Russia has perfected some
type of ant-matter
>>>>>> ray and is now deployed in orbit somewhere over
the Atlantic. It
>>>>>> can strike any city in the eastern half of the US
and half of
>>>>>> Europe. This spectacular weapon emits a beam that
expands to about
>>>>>> 450 feet diameter or about 137 meters when it hits
the target at
>>>>>> ground level. According to Malcolm Jaswerski of
NASA, he believes
>>>>>> this weapon can literally vaporize all matter
within the diameter
>>>>>> of the beam. Russia now hold the ace in the hole
according to
>>>>>> Malcolm. With a flip of the switch they can
vaporize a city block
>>>>>> in a matter of a couple of seconds. Once the beams
emitter is
>>>>>> charged it can unleash a bolt of anti-matter in a
second or two.
>>>>>
>>>>>Can they try it out on Iowa first?
>>>> 
>>>> Nebraska?
>>> 
>>> No.
>>
>>How about downtown Omaha? Like anyone will miss ConAgra or UP...
> 
> As long as the Zoo Bar in Lincoln survives, I'm good with Nebraska.

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