the Alouettes, actually
Having confronted Dr. Mark, Bob Eldred, International Man Of Mystery, 
exclaimed:
 
 BE> So I was flipping through the channels the other day, and the Deuce
 BE> had a CFL game on.  One of the teams had 1 point.  How does a
 BE> football team score 1 point?
     A single point can be scored in three ways: 
     
     1) If a field goal attempt is missed and the ball goes out of play 
        in the end zone, if an opposition player in the end zone touches 
        the ball and it goes out of play there, or if the ball is fielded 
        in the end zone by and opposition player and is not run out into 
        the field of play.
        
     2) If a punt goes out of play in the end zone, if an opposition 
        player in the end zone touches the ball and it goes out of play 
        there, or if an opposition player fields the ball in the end 
        zone and does not run it out into the field of play.
        
     3) If a kickoff is touched by an opposition player in the end zone 
        and the ball goes out of play there, or if an opposition player 
        fields the ball in the end zone and fails to run the ball back 
        into the field of play.  If the ball crosses the dead ball line 
        untouched no point is awarded, if the ball goes out of bounds on 
        the sidelines, a five yard penalty is assessed.
        
                                              Sincerely Yours
                                              
                                              David G. Riess
                                              EchoCanadianFootballGhod
... Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.20 [NR]
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