"Richard Smith" wrote to "All" (25 Jan 03  14:44:18)
 --- on the topic of "Doth protest a whole lot!"

 sf> autogratify
 RS>
 sf> quickie 5 minute
 RS>
 RS> You know, if it wasn't for the blatant homophobia of this poster, the

Ah, you're the homophobe everyone here is always raging about!? I always
say live and let live, and to each his own I guess. I don't like to see
the little queer faggots persecuted, deprived of their rights to be
sodomites, and have a drag queen parade to celebrate it once a year.


 RS>  You know, if Mike hadn't spoken a
 RS> word here about faith, I could tell from the gramatical and spelling
 RS> sloppiness that a fundi lurked.

So much for education, you still haven't learned to spell "grammatical"
nor "Fundy" right! What a waste of photons...


 RS> I especially treasure the "fer" up
 RS> there.

Wow, I thought no one would notice my deeply meaningful colloquialisms.
You must ave read me mind, matey! I took out a proper literary license
at the library, now get yourself one and we'll have a spelling bee!


 RS> Short words for Mike's benefit: You claimed that by posting a graphic
 RS> image, that Steve lost all his "credibility."

Oh boy! Are you ever out to lunch. Try and pay a little attention before
opening *yer* trap. Here is the parts you're missing: 1) I'm the one who
posted an ascii graphic christmas card. 2) That horrid Mr.Kemp offered
to use it for target practice, and 3) I called him a redneck. Are you
sure you can remember the story straight now, what with your advancing
alzheimer and all, I mean?


 RS>  This
 RS> echo  requires evidence and logical thought to back up claims.  If you
 RS> have  any to present, I'll observe them.  So far, though, you're
 RS> seriously  underscoring.

What this echo really needs is a kick up the yingyang!


 RS> Ask Fredrick who I am.  You might be in for a surprize.

(Nor "surprise"...)

I don't care what pompous ego you think you are. It's all in your own
mind. My opinion about you is meaningless. We're all equal photons here!

 Mike
 ****

... Well past SNAFU, hip-deep in TARFU... and hell-bent for FUBAR!
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